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June 16, 2006

The Happy Friday Post: Ninja Excuses

Link: Logic Emotion: Ninja Excuses for Your Weekend.

Question Get Ninja level excuses to deflect unwanted weekend invitations. Don't overdo it. Don't underdo it. Introducing the art of precision lying.

Just few starter excuses:

I'd love to, I just can't guarantee any date OR time.
Two words: World Cup
I have to pick up my flying snake from the vet.
I have to stop zombie Tupac from releasing another album from beyond the grave.

Thanks to Logic + Emotion.

You don't have to watch this. But if you want to, you can. It's not required.

Posted by on June 16, 2006 at 01:44 PM in American Lifestyles |

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  • As Americans we are bathing in bullshit every single day. It's unavoidable. So, if we can't avoid it, we might as well come to understand it. This is a group exercise, so if you'd like to point something out to us, by all means, do.

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