Get Ninja level excuses to deflect unwanted weekend invitations. Don't overdo it. Don't underdo it. Introducing the art of precision lying.
Just few starter excuses:
I'd love to, I just can't guarantee any date OR time.
Two words: World Cup
I have to pick up my flying snake from the vet.
I have to stop zombie Tupac from releasing another album from beyond the grave.
Thanks to Logic + Emotion.
You don't have to watch this. But if you want to, you can. It's not required.