Are your weekends consumed by the never-ending "honey-do" lists? Would you like more time with your kids? The paper? The guys? Are you looking for a better life?
Let me be clear, I do not endorse the renting of wives. Taking a wife, is a very serious commitment that must be made in a sober and thoughtful manner. You can't just send them back to the wife factory when you decide you want a blond perky one instead of that sultry brunette model.
Well, until now that is.
But don't worry honey. You're my sweetie pie. Now about that spare bedroom...
(thanks to Coolz0r for the tip)