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January 21, 2008

Huckabee eats Horses and Squirrels

Okay America, do you really need any more proof that this guy is an utter freak? Do you? DO YOU?

Suckling This nutter, who's polling at 40% popularity on the Republican side with virtually no campaign funding at all, believes wives should submit to the servant leadership of their husbands in accordance with the bible, advocates changing the constitution so it's more in line with the word of God, and cooks, and I shit you not, squirrels in a popcorn popper.

Plus, he likes horse meat.

Deadhorse Now it's not that I'm strongly against the consumption of squirrels and horses (Mister Ed Pot Pie anyone?), it's just that its...it's...well, it's just fucking wacked is all. And why would he talk about that on the campaign trail? Frankly, I'd rather my Presidential candidates stick to admitting not inhaling pot, infidelity, and draft-dodging than getting into chasing down cute, furry rodents, bopping 'em on the head, and cooking them.

What's next? Admitting that he keeps one of those built-in ovens in his Pontiac and cooks road kill when he's on the trail?

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