Miley Cyrus, the 15 year old star of the totally amazingly popular Disney "Hannah Montana" franchise, has signed a seven-figure book deal to tell the story of her life.
"I am, like, so totally excited to let my many fans in on how important my relationship with my family is to me," Cyrus sort of said in a statement. "I hope to motivate mothers and daughters to build awesome memories together and inspire kids around the world to believe in their dreams like I did."
Dear diary, Isn't she great? So adorable. I just know we're going to be best friends some day.
I mean, like, a star with lesser character would have waited until they posed for Hefner, got a regular coke dealer, went to rehab at least three times, had xxx videos of her having sex with a farm animal go viral on You Tube, get married to a mediocre bad boy rapper, get divorced, get pregnant by someone she met in a Miami night club, and fail utterly as a parent before deciding that it was all worth jotting down.
“It’s rare that you hear from someone her age that they want to talk about their family,” Disney Book Group publisher Jeanne Mosure told The New York Times.
OMG! I can't wait for the chapter about that time she got grounded, but totally, like, learned her lesson about how her mom really did know best. Or the chapter about that boy who tried to go to second base with her but how she stopped him because she wasn't ready and he totally respected her anyway.
The book is to be released in the Spring of 2009 when Miley turns sixteen and a half.