Hi-owdy. We've got the 'lection comin' tuh West Virginia and there's quite a hub-bub raised about this O-bama fella runnin'. First of all, he's black and that makes us a little scared cuz them gots issues with us white folk from way back. And what's more, his middle nayme is Hussein. I thank we've had enough of the Hussein people - if you know what I mean. So all 'n all, O-bama makes all of us here in West Virginia prit-tty nervous. We're got to protect what we got and freedom is not something that should be taken for granted. We've got the liberties of our childrin tuh thank about for the future, ya know.
Mother nature does indeed have a plan in place to cull the human race. It's a good one, too. Although, it's not what you might think. She's not going to rub us out through natural disasters, disease or even scarcity. Nope, the plan is that we're going to rub ourselves out. Sounds pretty dumb, huh? After all, we're humans, right? We're comparatively smart.
Well, yes and no. For some reason, these days the dumber we are, the more kids we have. It appears that Darwinism has reached a point with our species where it's kinda gone sideways and turned over and smashed into a tree. The dumber of the species are proliferating and hence starting to dominate the gene pool. As a result, the quality of intelligence is getting rarer and rarer and the species is actually devolving. We're getting less and less civilized, more irrationally fearful, and more violent. See West Virginia. See George Bush. See Iraq. Oh, and please see Idiocracy: