Bristol Palin Is Engaged!!!

Oh my god. Oh my god. Break out the bubbly and balloons. You won't believe it. CNN is referring to Bristol Palin's baby's daddy as her fiance!

THEY'RE ENGAGED!!!

That's right. It's all okay now because the two teenagers who probably humped like wild billy goats in the back of a pickup in the Alaskan wilderness are going to swear eternal love to each other for the sake of John McCain's Presidential bid. Isn't that just the most romantic factoid you've ever heard? I'm sure they'll be together forever.

I'm sure Levi didn't mean all that stuff he said on his myspace page where he described himself as "a fuckin' redneck" and stated that he doesn't want kids and that he likes to kick ass. I'm sure he's one 17 year old fucking redneck that's just itchin' to teach some little baby how to shoot a .357.

 

Meanwhile Fox "News" refers to Michelle Obama as Barak's baby momma - a term that means that mother and father do not and never did have any relationship beyond being sex partners - even though they're like married with two adorable children. I just love Fox. They're so bold when they lie.