As gods go, I think the more the merrier. I would like to be reincarnated (as a dolphin, preferably). I prefer Indian food over Chinese and I do not own a black cat.
So, according to this flow chart, I should be Hindu.
Then again, I fucking love hummus and bacon and I think underwear can be magical. So I'm not sure where it puts me other than very amused and a few minutes older than before I discovered this chart. Maybe that should be a new religion: Amused. We could all worship Jerry Seinfeld - because he's not outright funny as much as he's amusing. But that's another post. Enjoy the chart.
Thanks to Holy Kaw